Letter Three

Dear Luke,

A couple of weeks ago, I received an email the subject of which was "Letter From a Concerned Citizen." I have cut and pasted its contents below.

Dear [Mama],

This is to inform you that your son, Luke, changed the names of four of my desktop files, giving them new titles such as:

j……………..mmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuukjhfggggggggggggggnnnnnn

and

j,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,m…


Thankfully, he did not, to my knowledge, actually DELETE any files—THIS time.

I would appreciate your kind and immediate attention to this increasing problem, or I shall be forced to take stronger action in the future.

Very truly yours,

[Your Mimi]

A Concerned Citizen


Son, you are wise and sneaky. Congratulations on your fine stealth skills.

Love,
Mama