Thursday, August 14, 2008

Letter Nine

Dear Luke,

Today you are at your Mimi's house while I'm working. She sent me this email.

Luke plays with wooden puzzle that reveals a picture for each letter that you remove:
Luke: O is for…Ahpetaht [This is the way you pronounce octopus.]!
D is for…Wubber Ducky!
N is for…Little eggs! [nest]
[removes the Z and sees a folded zipper]
S is for…THAT thing!

Mimi: That’s a Z, and it’s for Zipper.

Luke: Where do you put a zipper?

Mimi: On your clothes, so you can open and close them.

Luke: Oh.
Q is for…Birdie! [quail]

Lukie is for kisses.
xoxo


I love you, boy.

Always,
Mama

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Letter Eight

Dear Luke,

What follows are snippets of recent conversation with you.

You, playing with a piece of spaghetti you've transferred from your bowl to the tray on your high chair:Look, Daddy! I'm playing with a snake!
Your dad: Okay, put it back in your bowl and eat it with your fork.
You: But... could I eat this one with my fingers?
Your dad: Okay. But after that one, you have to eat with your fork. You can't eat any more of it with your fingers. Okay?
You: Well... I can try not to.

***

You, pointing to the zipper on my jeans, in front of your dad's parents as I picked you up after work on Friday: Is that your pee-pee?

***

My young cousins, Aaron and Angelica: Luke, who do you like best? Her or me?/Luke, who do you like best, him or me?
You, very smoothly: I like Mimi [my mother] best. She's pretty.

***

You, running back into Mimi's house from the back yard: Mimi! I'm scared!
Mimi: What are you scared of?
You: I'm scared of the white man!
[I had to explain to Mimi that this is how you refer to the Jack-in-the-Box mascot, whose commercials you do not like.]

***

You, following a spectacular drum solo performed on an inverted hot chocolate tin with two large crayons: [Spoken as a growl] Aaawwwwwiiiiiight!!

***

You, interrupting a conversation between your dad and me: You know, when I was a kid...

Your dad and me: [Trying not to die of laughter]


Kiddo, you are hysterically funny even when you're not trying to be. We are so proud of you.

Love,
Mama